Rules of Driving in Istanbul

The rules to driving in Istanbul are:
      1. Don't hit people.
      2. Don't hit other cars or buses.
      3. Don't hit buildings.
No joke.

I swear my driver, Miten, is a professional Mario Cart driver.   When we approached the bridge over the Bosphorous there were 5 or so lanes, but when I looked left and right I noticed at least 10 self-made driving lanes.  When we hit traffic, everyone honked their horns.  In the MIDDLE, no joke again, of the highway a semi driver and a BMW had a fender-bender.  They proceeded to exchange information right there in the MIDDLE of the highway.

3 rules to driving!